RED: The player - essentially a robot or drone controlled by the masses. A possibly-schizophrenic young lad out training Pokemon and trying to obey the endless voices shouting orders in his mind.
ABBBBBBK(: The original Pokemon - a Charmander. Commonly referred to as “Abby.” The original backbone of the team. Released into the great unknown - freed for its service (also because the chatlog accidentally hit the wrong commands at the wrong time).
Jay Leno: The Rattata, the third Pokemon to join the team. Actual name was “JLVWNNOOOO.” Was released alongside Abby for its loyalty, its determination, and because that was just the worst day ever.
Bird Jesus: Originally a Pidgey who evolved into a Pidgeotto and, through great effort, a Pidgeot. A tank, at the highest level of all the current Pokemon. The backbone and savior of the team, and chosen one of the great Helix Fossil. Reborn as “aaabaaajss” (or “Abba Jesus”)
BigDig: Actual current name is “AAJST(????” (although this is its rebirth name). Formerly nicknamed ‘DigRat.’ A Rattata that knew Dig (and thus became the bane of many) but soon grew into a Raticate and proved to be a worthwhile member of the team. Released in the nightmare slaughter at the PC on Day 11.
The False Prophet: The Eevee - herald to the Dome Fossil - and the bane of many. Evolved into Flareon, fulfilling the cruel prophecy. Was released on Day 6.
The Keeper: The Drowzee, onetime learner of Psychic.
Cabbage: An Oddish - actual name “x(araggbaj” - caught prior to the Team Rocket Hideout fiasco. Evolved into Gloom. Was released during the terrible Battle of PC on Day 11.
DUX: The Farfetch’d, obtained by trading away a Spearow. The knower of Cut, the ultimate weapon against defiant bushes. Was released during the horrible Battle of PC on Day 11.
C3KO: The Hitmonlee, actual name “CCC”. Released almost immediately after being obtained. The lost potential was great.
DashBat: One of two Zubats caught with Great Balls that sucked away all of the players’ money. Actual name “—-“, but renamed “JJSSSSS-” and then “ABB-??AAJ” for simplicity.
X-Wing: The second Zubat caught with the money-depleting Great Balls. Actual name “x”. Released shortly after it was caught in Day 7.
ATV: Venomoth obtained in the Safari Zone. Actual name “AATTVVV”. Also known as the “All Terrain Venomoth.”
Rick Gastly: Gastly obtained in the Pokemon Tower. Some suspect it to be the restless spirit of Flareon, but no consensus has been reached.
AIR: The glorious Lapras - actual name “AIIIIIIRRR.” Obtained in Silph Co. at the end of Day 9. Knows both Surf and Strength. The great prophet, foretold by the Helix Fossil.
Anti-Jesus: The Zapdos caught with a Master Ball on Day 11. Actual name “AA-j”. Harbinger of Doom - as its capture immediately preceded the massacre at the PC.
The Safari Zoners: A bunch of Venonats, Nidorans, a Paras, a Rhyhorn, and an Exeggcute obtained in the Safari Zone, that mostly reside within the PC. Many lost during the Battle of PC.
The Fonz: A Nidoran captured in the Safari Zone, actual name “AAAAAAAAAA”. Evolved into Nidorino and eventually Nidoking (and now called “King Fonz” by some).
Lord Omanyte: Formerly the Great Helix Fossil, reborn into the world. The god of anarchy and the greatest hope for Twitch Plays Pokemon.